(90 minutes)

'I'm having this one at home, Danny, and if you want to be there, you'd better sort yourself out and see someone, cos I ain't going through all that again like we did with Wilamena.'

I says, 'See someone? See who?'
She says, 'Well, I don't mean a bleedin' turf accountant, do I?'
I says, 'Yeah well Fanny, maybe I don't want to be there. Maybe I don't want to be standing there knee deep in all that muck and filth, listening to you screaming the bleedin' house down, wondering what nosey Nora next door is thinking. I mean it's not as if we're detached, is it?'

She didn't have an answer for that one.

She watches one "Richard and Judy", right, and suddenly it's all "home-births" this, "yoga" that.
I says, 'Oh yeah, Fanny, and if you're still on about "natural active childbirth" in a month's time, I'll buy me own bleedin' yoga mat. Alright!?'

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